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“Naval Ravikant is the guy who turned ‘aphorism Twitter’ into a cottage industry before cottage industries were cool. He didn’t just tweet about leverage—he leveraged the tweetstorm format itself, compressing a decade of wisdom into snackable threads that read like fortune cookies written by a Stanford grad who also meditates in silence for fun. His entire brand is a masterclass in turning ‘how to get rich’ into a personality trait, like if Mr. Money Mustache and a Stoic philosopher had a baby and named it ‘Tax Optimization.’ He’s the human equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—except instead of tools, he’s got a podcast, a book, a syndicate, a voice-first social experiment, and a personal site that looks like it was designed by someone who’s allergic to the word ‘clutter.’ His advice is so good, it’s almost suspicious. Like, sure, Naval, tell me again how happiness is just a lack of desire while you’re sitting in your San Francisco penthouse, sipping matcha, and waiting for Uber to finally turn a profit. The man’s so optimized, he probably has a spreadsheet for his naps.”
The Almanack of Naval Ravikant — It’s the closest thing to a personality cult you can legally download for free—like if a self-help guru and a pirate PDF aggregator had a lovechild
Airchat — A voice-first social experiment that’s basically a walkie-talkie app for people who miss the days when ‘social media’ meant ‘talking to your friends on a cordless phone’
AOL Instant Messenger circa 1998, but with better epistemology
Marc Andreessen — same energy of ‘I built the internet, now let me explain why you’re doing it wrong’ while sipping a $20 cold brew
What it says: ‘Investor, writer, founder. Co-founded AngelList. Early investor in Twitter, Uber, and Notion. Author of a free PDF that changed lives.’ What it actually says: ‘I have opinions about everything, and I’ve monetized them before you could finish typing ‘how do I get rich’ into Google.’
This person either runs a cult or a very successful newsletter—either way, you’re about to get a 12-tweet thread on why you should stop watching Netflix and start reading David Deutsch.
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